Om nom nom nom nom.
I am a ferocious person eater. Jen knows this because sometimes when she’s scritching me, I decide to lick her. It’s because I’m tasting her and deciding if I’m going to eat her or not. See? Here I am holding Jen’s Boyfriend down so I can devour him.
Because I am so ferocious.
See my claws. Soon there will be nothing of the Boyfriend left.
Om nom nom nom nom.
PS: Jen says today is tax day. Good luck to you humans.
