Hi.
Today I am very serious. You see, I have heard a most upsetting thing. Jen had told me that some of you were dubious about me being able to read.
She told me that last week, and all this week I was most upset.
See how upset I was? Look here, to the right. I have my sad face on.
I am looking down and my ears are drooping and my paw is listless. (See the big words I use right now? This must mean that I reads!)
I am really sad here.
Then I decided I should show you all. I would show you that I cans read.
Look here. I am reading a book. It says Jump! Jen didn’t even have to tell me what it said. It has a frog on it. I like frogs. They are nice and hoppy. I like to chase them.
See? I have my paw on the book and everything. I am about to open it.
I am a very talented cat. Can your cat read?
